total-tortilla:

fleabit:

joekage:

ninjutsus:

hi look what we did to our dorm elevator

OH MY FUCKING GOD SCREAMING

HOLY SHIT SKJFL;SDKFJ AAAUGH

DEAD

Modern Shakespeare.

thelilnan:

fullpaidjustice:

omg

wollipyos:

jtdd:

mleting:

what his voice and what 

I cant breathe

OMG OMG OMG OMG.

twelve-jammy-badgers:

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Sometimes it takes beanie-wearing, mustache toting, sideburn having men to speak the truth.

fyeahdrzoidberg:

pgrinwood:

Why not? Something from the Thornberry craze.

why not? because nightmares that’s why not

Just a few minutes ago, I was asked by a friend (who was a totally buff blonde guy obsessed with guns and alcohol no less) what I would name my eventual kids. And, having the mind of a writer thinking of every single possible outcome to come in my life, and well now I’m going to talk about it. So there.

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